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Post by redrooster on Jan 7, 2011 13:46:21 GMT -8
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
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Post by joesmom on Jan 7, 2011 18:16:19 GMT -8
HaHaHa! I love blonde jokes!!!! My son and I tease my daughter in law with them! (But, not too bad!)
Did you hear about the one where the blonde kept putting quarters in the pop machine? (Or, soda machine, as you say in the south!)
Someone asked her why she kept doing that, and she said, "Be quiet.......I'm winning!"
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Post by redrooster on Jan 8, 2011 6:50:55 GMT -8
I love that one Lynn..
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."
yes I love blonde joke and I have two sister that are nature blondes..and they hate when I send text messages to there phones to see a blonde joke..
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Post by joesmom on Jan 8, 2011 22:07:47 GMT -8
HaHaHa! Good one!
I think you started something, cuz here's another one:
Blind Man's Blonde Joke
A blind man enters a bar. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"!!!
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
1 - The bartender is a blonde woman.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and
5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD., a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude! Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;
"Naaaah . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Post by joesmom on Jan 8, 2011 22:14:57 GMT -8
Oh my gosh, red! I just found one that I'm going to have to p.m. you! I don't think I can even put that one on here!
(But, if you want to chance it, go ahead! LOL!)
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Post by joesmom on Jan 8, 2011 22:27:48 GMT -8
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!
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Post by joesmom on Jan 8, 2011 22:28:59 GMT -8
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Post by joesmom on Jan 8, 2011 22:31:17 GMT -8
And remember... smart blondes have dark roots!
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Post by redrooster on Jan 9, 2011 5:27:34 GMT -8
first and foremost in anyone on the board is blonde and these offend you just pm me and I could/would put a stop to them, cause again I just love to share them with my blonde haired sisters every day. Since the board has been quiet I thought I would share my humor with the rest of ya'll.
Lynn-- I just loved the one you pm'd me this morning however, I have to be careful opening up things from you so earyl in the morning.. I rural fell out of my chair and so glad that I didn't break a hip.. but I will use caution the next time.. keep them coming to me.. and hugs..
so here is the locked out of the car
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down
okay and one more:
The Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
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Post by joesmom on Jan 9, 2011 5:45:49 GMT -8
Quote from Red: first and foremost in anyone on the board is blonde and these offend you just pm me and I could/would put a stop to them, cause again I just love to share them with my blonde haired sisters every day. Since the board has been quiet I thought I would share my humor with the rest of ya'll.
I agree with red. I was thinking about that, and I sure don't want to offend anyone either. So, if it bothers ANYONE....just let us know and we'll stop! My DDIL is blonde, too, and I also tell her blonde jokes all the time and she doesn't mind.
red...I know what you mean about the one I pm'd. OMG! I was cracking up very loud in the middle of the night as I was typing it to you!!!! LOL!
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Post by redrooster on Jan 10, 2011 8:49:59 GMT -8
Okay... I checked my pm's and nothing so I'm going to post my humor of the day.... and I hope you all like it...
3 People in a Airplane
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"
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Post by joesmom on Jan 10, 2011 11:15:24 GMT -8
LOL! Good one!
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