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Post by tmarie on Oct 12, 2010 7:00:22 GMT -8
You know the rhyme
Simply create and add what you think mumma will buy baby I will do an example after this post
Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird.
If that mockingbird won't sing,
Mama's going to buy you a diamond ring.
If that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's going to buy you a looking glass.
If that looking glass gets broke,
Mama's going to buy you a billy goat.
If that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's going to buy you a cart and bull.
If that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's going to buy you a dog named Rover.
If that dog named Rover won't bark,
Mama's going to buy you a horse and cart.
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Post by tmarie on Oct 12, 2010 7:01:09 GMT -8
and if that horse and cart gets stuck
mamas going to buy you monster truck
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Post by tmarie on Oct 12, 2010 7:02:09 GMT -8
and if that monster truck don't crush
mamas gonna buy you a scrubbing brush
So... you see the next person below starts with Scrubbing bush and whatever they follow with, the next adds it to theirs and what they are going to buy
next......
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Post by joesmom on Oct 13, 2010 2:26:02 GMT -8
And if that scrubbing brush don't scrub,
Momma's gonna buy you a plate of grub!!! (LOL!)
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Post by redrooster on Oct 13, 2010 3:30:14 GMT -8
And if that grub makes you sick,
Momas going to smack you with a stick!
or if it is something that moma is going to buy then I will go with this one..
And if that grub makes you sick,
Momas going to buy you a latex D I C K...
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Post by auntb61 on Oct 13, 2010 4:12:50 GMT -8
lmao rooster!!!!!!!! im hysterical
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Post by redrooster on Oct 13, 2010 6:15:42 GMT -8
Oh my auntb.. you are suppose to list something.. lol
And if that latex d i c k knocks em dead
Momma's gonna buy you a hooker's bed.
And if that bed gets soiled and smelly
Momma's gonna buy you some raspberry jelly...
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Post by tmarie on Oct 13, 2010 13:25:45 GMT -8
wtg!! Lynn and Rooster,,better watch it Auntb b or rooster going to get ya with her stick,,lol
ok i think i got one......lol
And if that raspberry jelly gets smelly
Momma's gonna buy you some Belts for your big fat Belly,,,,lol
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Post by redrooster on Oct 13, 2010 21:03:24 GMT -8
and if that big fat belly needs rub
then Moma's gonna buy you an antique tub.
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Post by tmarie on Oct 13, 2010 22:15:30 GMT -8
and if that antique tub leaves a Ring.
then Moma's gonna buy you an diamond ring.
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Post by joesmom on Oct 14, 2010 0:07:26 GMT -8
And if that diamond ring gets lost,
Momma's gonna.....beat you.....like you're a dirty rug...brat!!!
No, just kidding!
And if that diamond rings too small,
Momma's gonna buy you a phone...to call!
(you girls are cracking me up!)
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Post by joesmom on Oct 14, 2010 0:12:50 GMT -8
And if that phone call never comes...
Momma's gonna buy you a planter of mums!
(jump in here girls! Ro, auntb, judy, donna, anyone? Brooke, Ginny, Sue, connie, anyone...)
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Post by redrooster on Oct 14, 2010 0:43:45 GMT -8
and if that planter of mums dies..
Momma's gonna buy you some new ties!
and if them ties start to fade..
Momma's gonna buy you a tree for shade..
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Post by franklin on Oct 14, 2010 3:11:52 GMT -8
OMG you girl's are naughty!!!! My virgin ears. ROFLMAO~~~~~~
and if that tree for shade don't help
momma's going to buy you a chasty belt!!!
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Post by tmarie on Oct 14, 2010 13:20:53 GMT -8
and if that chasty belt don't do the trick
momma's going to buy you a walking stick
yall are too funny..lol
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Post by joesmom on Oct 14, 2010 17:11:16 GMT -8
OMG! You guys are setting me up! How can I not fall for this one???
And if that walking stick don't stick (ha ha....I cheated),
Momma's gonna buy you a big fake d***!!!! (Sorry!)
And if the big fake d*** isn't a mike....
Momma's gonna buy you a real nice bike (Harley, of course),
And if that Harley doesn't roar,
Momma's gonna make you be a wh**e!
OMG! You are not bringing out the best in me!!!!!! Ok, someone else's turn! (If I'm banned from here.....it's t's fault!!!!!!!!!!) LOL!
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Post by tmarie on Oct 14, 2010 20:41:07 GMT -8
I dont know bout you lynn,,think maybe you better sit in the corner for the rest of the nite,,,,oh my,,,,,,,,,,lol..(joking)..but you fell for that one,,lol
its to late and cant think will check back later to see what ya all come up with next..ROTF..i'm sure rooster or ro will come up with a good one,,lol
and with you ladies one can never tell,,,,,,lol
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Post by redrooster on Oct 15, 2010 0:10:22 GMT -8
okay lynn .. I will see if I can save you, but I'm not sure that I can cause I'm just a corrupted as you from tmarie... oh how fastly it spreads.....
And if that who** craps in the house,
Momma's going to buy you a mouse!
And if that mouse gets to fat
Momma's going to buy you a skinny cat!
and if that cat falls out of the hat
Momma's going to buy you a laundromat!
and if that laundromat does flood
Momma's going to give you a pint of blood!
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Post by surfing on Oct 15, 2010 11:00:46 GMT -8
Sorry girls - I can't rhyme anything - but sure do have some poets on this board. I'm just enjoying them.
Ginny
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Post by tmarie on Oct 15, 2010 20:31:53 GMT -8
ok lynn you can come out of the corner now,,,,,,,lol
wow Rooster you go g/f!!
by the wya hope you had a wonderfullBday!!
and if that Blood isn't your type
Momma's going to buy you a bag pipe .
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Post by redrooster on Oct 16, 2010 2:51:36 GMT -8
and if that bag pipe isn't clean
Momma's going to buy you a mean machine!
and if that mean machine gets dirty
Momma's going to buy you a baby birdy!
and if that baby birdy don't sing
Momma's going to buy a new porch swing!
and if that porch swing gets broke
Momma's going to make sure you choke!
(okay it's someone else's turn)
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Post by auntb61 on Oct 16, 2010 15:05:51 GMT -8
ok here goes
and if momma dont make ya choke
maybe she will buy you a bowl of smoke
and if that bowl of smoke
turns ya blue
mommas gonna buy you brand new shoes
lmao
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Post by tmarie on Oct 16, 2010 20:52:43 GMT -8
I knew I read you wanted some new shoes somewhere,,,,lol
and if them brand new shoes dont shine
mama going get you some moon shine...(Hot dog...party time)..lol
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Post by franklin on Oct 17, 2010 4:26:45 GMT -8
and if that moon shine knock's you out
Momma's going to get you a baby goat.
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Post by joesmom on Oct 22, 2010 17:49:38 GMT -8
And if that baby goat eats my smoke, Momma's gonna have to buy the next toke!  (LOL! Sorry, Brooke! t's MAKING me corrupt your board! Oh wait....maybe it's aunt b making me corrupt the board this time! ROFLMAO! Guess I'm back in the corner, aye, t?  ? HaHaHa!) ;D And if that toke doesn't get you high, (on life....with cigarettes, of course, you bad minded girls!)  Then, momma's gonna have to buy you.....another Harley...to say "Bye Bye"!!!!  Ok, someone else jump in....... |
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Post by tmarie on Oct 26, 2010 10:08:06 GMT -8
aND IF YOUR HARLY GETS A FLAT..MAMA GOING BUY YOU A HAT,,,,,,LOL
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? HaHaHa!)
