Post by auntb61 on Mar 2, 2010 17:32:36 GMT -8
Subject: The Black Bra
The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is
engaged, one is currently a mistress, and me, I have been married for 20+
years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to
amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto
heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet each other in a few days
to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with
a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You
are the woman of my dreams.
I love you..' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my
eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to
tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Me:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and
saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
