Tide Letter

[snitch]

Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative and, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, they came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me DNA tests on the blouse were negative. Then my attorney called and said I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief!
Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
Well, gotta go. Have to write to the Hefty bag people.

[The Tincat]

Ok Your on the list .
Don't tick off the lady with PMS.

[auntb61]

ha ha ha good one lol

[tmarie]

Ummm Think we will have to lock snitch in the same room we put judy and Kpooh,in lol..cute, cute

[craftydebs58]

you never know when little tidbits of info might come in handy. LOL

[aztecjudy]

ohhhh how cuteeeeeeeee ... lolol
Tmarie .. really now ?? hmmmm
I think alot of people would like to lock me up alone .. lolololol
I been known to speak my mind without thinkin .. and boy do I end up in hottttttt waterrrrrrrr .. lololol big time sometimes .. lolol