Post by auntb61 on Mar 29, 2009 12:29:48 GMT -8
> Three Men on a Hike
>
> Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon
> a large raging, Violent river.
>
> Needing to get to the other side,
>
> the first man prayed:
>
> 'God, please give me the strength to cross the
> river.'
>
> Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs
>
> and he was able to swim
>
> across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
>
> After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
>
> 'God, please give me
>
> strength and the tools to cross the river'
>
> Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms
>
> and strong legs and he
>
> was able to row across in about an hour
>
> after almost capsizing once.
>
> Seeing what happened to the first two men,
>
> the third man prayed:
>
> 'God,please give me the strength,
>
> the tools and the intelligence
>
> to cross the river'
>
> Poof! .. He was turned into a woman.
>
> She checked the map,
>
> hiked one
>
> hundred yards up stream
>
> and walked across the bridge.
>
> GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND
> TO ANY MAN WHO
>
> CAN HANDLE IT!
>
> 'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way
> your wife told you!'
>
>
>
> Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon
> a large raging, Violent river.
>
> Needing to get to the other side,
>
> the first man prayed:
>
> 'God, please give me the strength to cross the
> river.'
>
> Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs
>
> and he was able to swim
>
> across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
>
> After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
>
> 'God, please give me
>
> strength and the tools to cross the river'
>
> Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms
>
> and strong legs and he
>
> was able to row across in about an hour
>
> after almost capsizing once.
>
> Seeing what happened to the first two men,
>
> the third man prayed:
>
> 'God,please give me the strength,
>
> the tools and the intelligence
>
> to cross the river'
>
> Poof! .. He was turned into a woman.
>
> She checked the map,
>
> hiked one
>
> hundred yards up stream
>
> and walked across the bridge.
>
> GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND
> TO ANY MAN WHO
>
> CAN HANDLE IT!
>
> 'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way
> your wife told you!'
>
>
