Post by The Tincat on Feb 7, 2009 8:31:01 GMT -8
How To Shower Like a Woman:
>> >
>> > Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
>> > lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>> >
>> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>> >
>> > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
>> > sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>> >
>> > Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
>> > loofah and pumice stone.
>> >
>> > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
>> >
>> > Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>> >
>> > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real
>> > passion fruit. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10
>> > minutes until red.
>> >
>> > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>> >
>> > Rinse conditioner off hair.
>> >
>> > Shave armpits and legs.
>> >
>> > Turn off shower.
>> >
>> > Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower.
>> >
>> > Spray mold spots with Tilex.
>> >
>> > Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.
>> >
>> > Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>> >
>> > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>> >
>> > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see
>> > husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > How To Shower Like a Man:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
>> > pile. Walk naked to the bathroom.
>> >
>> > If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the
>> > 'woo-woo' sound.
>> >
>> > Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>> >
>> > Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
>> >
>> > Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
>> >
>> > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>> >
>> > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>> >
>> > Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>> >
>> > Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
>> >
>> > Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
>> >
>> > Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bathmat.
>> >
>> > Dry off forearms and butt only.
>> >
>> > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
>> > whole time.
>> >
>> > Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.
>> >
>> > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>> >
>> > Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>> >
>> > If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
>> > 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
there is something so very wrong with you.
Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!
>> >
>> > Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
>> > lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>> >
>> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>> >
>> > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
>> > sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>> >
>> > Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
>> > loofah and pumice stone.
>> >
>> > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
>> >
>> > Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>> >
>> > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real
>> > passion fruit. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10
>> > minutes until red.
>> >
>> > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>> >
>> > Rinse conditioner off hair.
>> >
>> > Shave armpits and legs.
>> >
>> > Turn off shower.
>> >
>> > Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower.
>> >
>> > Spray mold spots with Tilex.
>> >
>> > Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.
>> >
>> > Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>> >
>> > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>> >
>> > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see
>> > husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > How To Shower Like a Man:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
>> > pile. Walk naked to the bathroom.
>> >
>> > If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the
>> > 'woo-woo' sound.
>> >
>> > Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>> >
>> > Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
>> >
>> > Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
>> >
>> > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>> >
>> > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>> >
>> > Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>> >
>> > Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
>> >
>> > Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
>> >
>> > Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bathmat.
>> >
>> > Dry off forearms and butt only.
>> >
>> > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
>> > whole time.
>> >
>> > Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.
>> >
>> > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>> >
>> > Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>> >
>> > If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
>> > 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
there is something so very wrong with you.
Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!
