Post by The Tincat on Dec 19, 2008 8:30:09 GMT -8
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house
for Christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the
family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine
meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little
discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the
broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost
making her eyes water. Left with no other
choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the tabl e
heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be
embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked
over at the dog that had been snoozing under
the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern
voice, 'Skippy!'.
The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big
smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning
to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a20
much louder and longer rrrrrip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled,
'Skippy!'
Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!'
A few minutes later the woman had to let
another rip. This time she didn't even think
about it.
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train
whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with
disgust and yelled, 'Skippy, get away from
her, before she nutss on you!'
for Christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the
family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine
meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little
discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the
broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost
making her eyes water. Left with no other
choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the tabl e
heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be
embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked
over at the dog that had been snoozing under
the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern
voice, 'Skippy!'.
The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big
smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning
to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a20
much louder and longer rrrrrip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled,
'Skippy!'
Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!'
A few minutes later the woman had to let
another rip. This time she didn't even think
about it.
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train
whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with
disgust and yelled, 'Skippy, get away from
her, before she nutss on you!'
