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Post by snitch on Nov 18, 2008 17:41:22 GMT -8
2008's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pu lled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
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Post by The Tincat on Nov 20, 2008 7:55:54 GMT -8
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Post by tinycoco on Nov 20, 2008 12:49:15 GMT -8
I had hear this before and found it to be cute and funny, TFS. Happy Holidays to everyone.
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Post by auntb61 on Nov 20, 2008 16:45:08 GMT -8
omg i never heard this one lol im laughing so hard tears are going down my face
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