Post by redrooster on Jul 14, 2008 14:13:34 GMT -8
Alabama
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out
of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, 'Why are you
dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right
over your head'. Yep', he replied. 'That's why I'ma dumpin
it here, cause it says 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'.
Louisiana
A senior at LSU was overheard saying... 'When the end
of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana.' When asked
why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because
everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the
rest of the civilized world.
Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store
and said to his buddy, 'Bubba, somebody just stole your
pickup truck from the parking lot!'
Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was?
'
The young man answered,
'I couldn't tell, but I got his license number.'
Georgia
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75 The
trooper asked, 'Got any I. D.?'
The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'
TENNESSEE
A man in Tennessee had a flat tire, pulled off on the side
of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in
front of the car and one behind it.
Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the
scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around
and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, 'I got a flat tare.'
The passerby asked, 'But what's with the
flowers?'
The man responded, 'When you break down they tell ya to
put flares in the front and flares in the back. Hey, it
don't make no sense to me neither.'
ARKANSAS
'You can say what you want about the South,
but I ain't never heard of anyone wanting to retire to
the North.
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out
of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, 'Why are you
dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right
over your head'. Yep', he replied. 'That's why I'ma dumpin
it here, cause it says 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'.
Louisiana
A senior at LSU was overheard saying... 'When the end
of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana.' When asked
why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because
everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the
rest of the civilized world.
Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store
and said to his buddy, 'Bubba, somebody just stole your
pickup truck from the parking lot!'
Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was?
'
The young man answered,
'I couldn't tell, but I got his license number.'
Georgia
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75 The
trooper asked, 'Got any I. D.?'
The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'
TENNESSEE
A man in Tennessee had a flat tire, pulled off on the side
of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in
front of the car and one behind it.
Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the
scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around
and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, 'I got a flat tare.'
The passerby asked, 'But what's with the
flowers?'
The man responded, 'When you break down they tell ya to
put flares in the front and flares in the back. Hey, it
don't make no sense to me neither.'
ARKANSAS
'You can say what you want about the South,
but I ain't never heard of anyone wanting to retire to
the North.